aww omg thank you so much ;’)
it doesnt seem like i deserve them does it?
life taught me not to believe things so quickly just because i want them to be real
imagine if justin had a tumblr
and he was making a honestly hour
am i the only one laughing at this?
do you ever random type
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
- Me: Hi, um I left something at your hotel last week.
- Hotel Worker: Okay.
- Me: I was staying there with Justin Bieber and I left something really, really important.
- Hotel Worker: What did you leave?
- Me: MY VIRGINITY *hangs up*
i don’t lose followers, followers lose me
ashbensos replied to your post: guess what guess what guess what????? I like your…
almost as much as I like your boobs
i get it there’s nothing better than my boobs
- person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
- me: does it look like i give a fuck.
i dont have itunes
i always get nervous when people ask me what my hobbies are i cant exactly say sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours everyday
what chapter are you at?
white kenny style